圣诞发朋友圈的搞笑句子(公司搞生日会发朋友圈)

1.
"Santa
Claus
is
coming
to
town,
better
lock
up
your
eggnog!"
【笑】

2.
"I
tried
to
make
gingerbread
cookies,
but
they
turned
out
more
like
ginger-burnt
cookies. "
【捂脸】

3.
"I'm
dreaming
of
a
white
Christmas. . . but
all
I
see
outside
is
brown,
muddy
slush. "
【无奈】

4.
"All
I
want
for
Christmas
is
for
my
family
to
finally
accept
that
fruitcake
is
not
a
real
dessert. "
【心塞】

5.
"It's
the
most
wonderful
time
of
the
year. . . to
accidentally
send
a
present
to
the
wrong
person. "
【尴尬】

6.
"I
asked
Santa
for
a
six-pack
for
Christmas. . . he
gave
me
a
carton
of
eggnog
instead. "
【自嘲】

7.
"I
don't
always
celebrate
Christmas,
but
when
I
do,
I
prefer
to
eat
my
weight
in
candy
canes. "
【调皮】

8.
"The
only
thing
I
love
more
than
Christmas
gifts
is
the
look
on
my
cat's
face
when
she
tries
to
fit
inside
a
gift
bag. "
【爱宠】

9.
"What
do
you
call
Santa's
helpers
when
they're
in
a
bad
mood?
Subordinate
Clauses. "
【冷笑】

10.
"I
love
Christmas
shopping. . . for
myself. "
【自恋】

11.
"I
tried
to
make
a
snowman,
but
all
I
could
find
was
frozen
grass.
Now
I
have
a
lawn
ornament. "
【无语】

1
2.
"Everyone's
singing
about
a
winter
wonderland. . . but
all
I
want
is
a
winter
nap-land. "
【昏昏欲睡】

1
3.
"Christmas
trees:
providing
someone
else's
cat
with
a
new
scratching
post
since
forever. "
【喵星人】

1
4.
"Forget
mistletoe,
I
just
want
some
chocolate
cake
in
my
face. "
【嘴馋】

1
5.
"Christmas
is
the
perfect
time
to
confess
your
love. . . for
your
couch. "
【宅】

1
6.
"Rudolph
the
red-nosed
reindeer
had
a
very
shiny
nose. . . and
now
we
know
why
he's
in
AA. "
【默哀】

1
7.
"Dear
Santa,
I've
been
good
all
year. . . except
for
that
one
time
when
I
ate
the
whole
pumpkin
pie. "
【忏悔】

1
8.
"Jingle
bells,
jingle
bells,
jingle
all
the
way. . . to
my
dentist's
office. "
【痛苦】

1
9.
"Christmas
is
all
about
giving. . . yourself
permission
to
eat
whatever
you
want. "
【放纵】

20.
"I
don't
always
get
presents
for
Christmas. . . but
when
I
do,
it's
because
I
bought
them
myself. "
【自嘲】