圣诞搞笑的句子发朋友圈(手机发烫搞笑句子)

1.
"Santa
Claus
is
coming
to
town!
Better
hide
your
cookies!"】

2.
"All
I
want
for
Christmas
is
a
nap.
Is
that
too
much
to
ask?"】

3.
"I'm
dreaming
of
a
white
Christmas,
but
if
the
white
runs
out,
I'll
drink
the
red. "】

4.
"If
you're
looking
for
me
this
holiday
season,
I'll
be
the
one
face-down
in
a
plate
of
mashed
potatoes. "】

5.
"Dear
Santa,
I've
been
good
all
year.
Well,
most
of
the
time.
Okay,
once
in
a
while.
Never
mind,
I'll
buy
my
own
presents. "】

6.
"Why
did
the
Christmas
tree
go
to
the
psychiatrist?
It
had
seasonal
affective
disorder. "】

7.
"Rudolph
got
a
ticket
for
parking
his
sleigh
in
a
no-stopping
zone.
He
couldn't
be
bothered
to
hoof
it. "】

8.
"I
heard
the
Grinch
stole
Christmas
because
he
couldn't
find
a
parking
spot
at
the
mall. "】

9.
"Why
do
they
call
it
'The
most
wonderful
time
of
the
year'
when
you're
expected
to
spend
time
with
relatives
you
don't
like?"】

10.
"My
favorite
part
of
the
holiday
season?
Clearing
out
all
the
extra
junk
to
make
room
for
the
new
junk. "】

11.
"Dear
Santa,
I
don't
need
any
gifts
this
year.
Just
a
sugar
daddy
would
be
nice. "】

1
2.
"The
only
thing
getting
lit
this
Christmas
is
the
fireplace.
The
family
has
learned
their
lesson. "】

1
3.
"Why
did
the
elf
go
on
a
diet?
He
was
feeling
a
little
gingerbread. "】

1
4.
"Don't
judge
me
if
I
start
singing
Christmas
carols
in
October.
I
just
really
like
the
falalalalas. "】

1
5.
"Who
needs
snowflakes
when
you
can
have
champagne
bubbles
instead?"】

1
6.
"I
asked
Santa
for
a
new
wardrobe
this
year.
He
told
me
to
wear
my
ugly
Christmas
sweater
again. "】

1
7.
"The
holidays
are
like
a
period.
They
happen
whether
you
want
them
to
or
not. "】

1
8.
"Why
did
the
Christmas
lights
refuse
to
work?
They
had
a
bauble
in
the
socket. "】

1
9.
"Dear
Santa,
I've
been
good.
But
I've
also
been
very,
very
naughty.
So,
it's
up
to
you
which
list
I
go
on. "】

20.
"If
you
hear
bells
ringing
on
Christmas
Eve,
it's
either
Santa's
sleigh
or
the
neighborhood
drunk. "】