圣诞笑话句子温柔文案图片

1.
"Why
do
ghosts
love
Christmas
so
much?
Because
it's
the
one
time
of
the
year
they
can
be
Boo-tiful!"
【笑话】

2.
"Dear
Santa,
all
I
want
for
Christmas
is
a
big,
fat
bank
account
and
a
slim,
well-toned
body…
please
don’t
mix
those
up
like
you
did
last
year!"
【笑话】

3.
"Why
did
the
Grinch
steal
Christmas?
Because
he
wanted
to
keep
it
for
himself,
of
course!"
【笑话】

4.
"Why
is
Rudolph
the
Red-Nosed
Reindeer
always
calm
and
cool?
Because
he's
chill-axing!"
【笑话】

5.
"What
do
you
call
a
snowman
with
a
six-pack?
An
abdominal
snowman!"
【笑话】

6.
"Why
is
Christmas
like
a
day
at
the
office?
You
do
all
the
work
and
the
fat
guy
in
a
suit
gets
all
the
credit!"
【笑话】

7.
"What
did
the
gingerbread
man
say
when
he
was
asked
if
he
wanted
a
cup
of
tea?
'No
thanks,
I'm
already
dunked!'"
【笑话】

8.
"What
do
you
call
a
snowman
who
loves
to
dance?
Chill-O!"
【笑话】

9.
"What
do
you
call
an
elf
who
sings?
Santa-tist!"
【笑话】

10.
"Did
you
hear
about
the
selfish
Christmas
tree?
It
wouldn't
give
up
its
top
to
the
angel
until
the
very
last
minute!"
【笑话】

11.
"Why
did
Santa
go
to
law
school?
Because
he
wanted
to
become
a
jolly
professional!"
【笑话】

1
2.
"What
do
you
call
a
group
of
carol-singing
cows?
Mooo-sic
lovers!"
【笑话】

1
3.
"What's
the
difference
between
Santa's
reindeer
and
a
knight
in
shining
armor?
One
slays
the
dragon,
the
others
drag
the
sleigh!"
【笑话】

1
4.
"Why
did
Santa
cross
the
road?
To
get
to
the
other
side
of
the
chimney,
of
course!"
【笑话】

1
5.
"What
did
the
snowman
say
to
the
other
snowman?
Can
you
smell
carrot?"
【笑话】

1
6.
"Why
did
the
polar
bear
refuse
to
wear
a
Santa
hat?
Because
it
clashed
with
his
fur!"
【笑话】

1
7.
"What's
the
best
kind
of
Christmas
tree?
A
giving
tree!"
【笑话】

1
8.
"What
do
you
call
an
elf
who
steals
all
the
presents?
A
gift
nabber!"
【笑话】

1
9.
"Why
did
the
elf
put
his
bed
in
the
fireplace?
So
he
could
sleep
like
a
log!"
【笑话】

20.
"What
did
Santa
say
when
he
ran
out
of
wrapping
paper?
'Sleigh-stationery!'"
【笑话】