失眠熬夜的朋友圈句子搞笑(熬夜失眠朋友圈说说)

1.
"I
tried
counting
sheep
to
sleep,
but
they
kept
texting
me
back.
#insomniaproblems"【笑】

2.
"My
bed
has
become
my
daytime
sofa
and
my
sofa
has
become
my
nighttime
bed.
#chronicinsomnia"
【哈哈】

3.
"Who
needs
coffee
when
you
can
just
run
on
pure
exhaustion?
#neverrested"【哈哈】

4.
"I
have
a
love-hate
relationship
with
my
bed.
We
love
each
other
at
daytime
but
at
night,
we
just
can't
seem
to
get
along.
#cantstayawake"【搞笑】

5.
"Counting
down
the
hours
until
I
can
be
productive
again. . .
or
at
least
until
I
can
make
a
decent
cup
of
coffee.
#sosleepy"
【嘻嘻】

6.
"I've
mastered
the
art
of
pretending
to
be
awake
at
work
while
dozing
off
in
the
bathroom
stall.
#thesoundofsilence"【笑到停不下来】

7.
"I've
been
staring
at
the
ceiling
for
hours
now,
and
it's
starting
to
feel
like
it's
staring
back
at
me.
#creepynights"【滑稽】

8.
"I
think
my
pillow
hates
me
because
every
time
I
lay
on
it,
it
throws
me
back.
#sleepisoverrated"【笑出声】

9.
"I've
resorted
to
reading
boring
texts
just
to
tire
my
brain
out,
but
honestly,
it's
not
working.
#theultimateinsomnia"
【开心】

10.
"Goodnight. . .
just
kidding,
I'll
still
be
here
scrolling
through
social
media
until
morning.
#foreversleepless"【快乐】

11.
"My
insomnia
is
so
bad
that
even
music
puts
me
to
sleep. . .
but
only
during
the
day.
#daytimerockers"【开玩笑】

1
2.
"If
I
could
sell
my
sleepless
nights,
I'd
be
a
millionaire. . .
or
at
least
I'd
have
more
time
to
make
money.
#insomniacthoughts"【幽默】

1
3.
"I've
been
trying
to
solve
world
problems
all
night,
but
all
I
really
need
is
a
solution
for
my
insomnia.
#tiredbutwired"
【哈哈大笑】

1
4.
"I
feel
like
a
zombie,
but
without
the
hunger
for
brains. . .
just
the
hunger
for
a
good
night's
sleep.
#thewalkinginsomniac"【爆笑】

1
5.
"My
bed
is
like
a
trap,
I
can
never
escape
from
it
even
if
I'm
wide
awake.
#jailofsleeplessness"【逗笑】

1
6.
"I'm
pretty
sure
my
insomnia
has
reached
the
level
of
'superpower'
because
I
can
function
on
2
hours
of
sleep.
#resilience"【嘻笑】

1
7.
"Counting
sheep
has
become
my
nightly
form
of
exercise.
#fitbutstillinsomniac"【喜感】

1
8.
"I've
been
awake
for
so
long
now
that
I'm
starting
to
hallucinate
about
sleeping
instead.
#messingwithmybrain"【有趣】

1
9.
"Sometimes,
I
feel
like
my
insomnia
has
taken
over
my
life. . .
but
then
I
see
my
friends'
group
chat
and
I
know
I'm
not
alone.
#insomniacsupportgroup"【开怀大笑】

20.
"I'm
pretty
sure
my
bed
misses
me
more
than
I
miss
it.
#longdistanceinsomnia"【乐呵呵】