发孩子幽默的朋友圈句子(发孩子的幽默说说)

1.
"Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!"
[/笑死我了]
2.
"My
toddler
has
taught
me
that
patience
is
a
virtue. . .
that
I
clearly
don't
possess!"
[/可怜的妈妈]
3.
"My
son
said
he
wants
to
be
a
superhero
when
he
grows
up.
I
told
him
I
already
have
one
-
his
mom!"
[/现代英雄]
4.
"I
asked
my
daughter
if
she
wanted
to
build
a
snowman.
She
said
she'd
rather
stay
inside
and
build
a
blanket
fort.
#wintergoals"
[/聪明的小孩]
5.
"I'm
pretty
sure
my
child's
first
words
will
be
'Alexa,
play
Baby
Shark. '"
[/现代成长]
6.
"Trying
to
teach
my
son
how
to
count,
but
all
he
wants
to
do
is
count
the
number
of
snacks
in
his
lunchbox. "
[/食物爱好者]
7.
"My
daughter
said
she
wants
to
be
a
mermaid
when
she
grows
up.
I
told
her
she
can
be
anything
she
wants,
as
long
as
she
helps
me
with
the
laundry. "
[/有为青年]
8.
"My
preschooler
just
corrected
my
grammar.
I'm
not
sure
if
I
should
be
proud
or
embarrassed. "
[/让孩子指导我们]
9.
"Why
did
the
chicken
cross
the
playground?
To
get
to
the
slide!"
[/幽默绕口令]
10.
"My
son
told
me
he
wants
to
be
a
ninja.
I'm
just
hoping
he
doesn't
try
to
practice
his
moves
on
me. "
[/自卫小技巧]
11.
"It's
amazing
how
quickly
my
toddler
can
go
from
being
sweet
and
innocent
to
throwing
a
tantrum
over
a
broken
cracker. "
[/魔鬼的化身]
1
2.
"My
daughter
thinks
I'm
a
magician
because
I
can
make
vegetables
disappear
from
her
plate. "
[/麻麻很厉害]
1
3.
"Why
did
the
cookie
go
to
the
doctor?
Because
it
was
feeling
crumbly. "
[/儿童笑话]
1
4.
"Trying
to
explain
daylight
savings
time
to
a
toddler
is
like
trying
to
explain
quantum
physics
to
a
goldfish. "
[/时差挑战]
1
5.
"My
son
asked
me
why
the
sky
is
blue.
I
told
him
it's
because
blue
is
the
prettiest
color.
He
seemed
satisfied
with
that
answer. "
[/美丽的天空]
1
6.
"Why
did
the
banana
go
to
the
doctor?
Because
it
wasn't
peeling
well. "
[/水果笑话]
1
7.
"My
toddler
just
told
me
that
I'm
her
best
friend.
I'm
not
sure
whether
to
be
flattered
or
concerned. "
[/亲子友谊]
1
8.
"Why
did
the
computer
go
to
the
doctor?
Because
it
had
a
virus!"
[/科技笑话]
1
9.
"Trying
to
get
my
child
to
wear
a
coat
is
like
trying
to
get
a
cat
to
take
a
bath
-
not
gonna
happen. "
[/防寒小技巧]
20.
"My
daughter
told
me
that
when
she
grows
up,
she
wants
to
be
a
unicorn.
I
told
her
she
already
is
one
in
my
eyes. "
[/独一无二的孩子]