早上的朋友圈搞笑句子(早上发朋友圈搞笑句子)

1.
"Nap
time
is
my
favorite
time
of
day.
Too
bad
it
only
lasts
five
minutes. "
【#relatable】

2.
"Why
do
mornings
start
so
early?
I
need
at
least
three
more
hours
of
sleep. "
【#strugglebus】

3.
"Is
it
possible
to
be
allergic
to
mornings?
Asking
for
a
friend. "
【#mood】

4.
"I
wake
up
every
morning
with
the
best
intentions,
and
hit
snooze
every
time. "
【#thestruggleisreal】

5.
"The
only
thing
worse
than
a
Monday
morning
is
realizing
it's
only
Tuesday. "
【#ugh】

6.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
a
morning
person,
but
I
am
saying
that
I've
been
up
since
4am. "
【#insomnia】

7.
"Coffee
is
the
only
thing
that
gets
me
out
of
bed
in
the
morning. "
【#caffeineaddict】

8.
"If
you
see
me
before
I've
had
my
coffee,
turn
and
run. "
【#notamorningperson】

9.
"Why
does
the
sun
have
to
be
so
bright
in
the
morning?"
【#sunglassesat6am】

10.
"I'm
not
sure
who
invented
mornings,
but
they
deserve
to
be
fired. "
【#nothanks】

11.
"My
morning
routine
consists
of
hitting
snooze
and
scrolling
through
Instagram. "
【#priorities】

1
2.
"The
only
exercise
I'm
getting
this
morning
is
stretching
to
reach
the
snooze
button. "
【#lazygirlproblems】

1
3.
"I'm
pretty
sure
the
only
reason
I
wake
up
early
is
to
make
breakfast. "
【#foodieforlife】

1
4.
"Why
drink
coffee
when
you
can
just
inject
it
directly
into
your
veins?"
【#needmyfix】

1
5.
"I'm
not
a
morning
person,
but
I
am
a
breakfast
person. "
【#priorities】

1
6.
"I'm
already
counting
down
the
hours
until
I
can
go
back
to
bed
tonight. "
【#mondayblues】

1
7.
"Why
does
everyone
say
'good
morning'
like
mornings
are
actually
good?"
【#lies】

1
8.
"I'm
pretty
sure
there's
a
direct
correlation
between
how
much
sleep
I
get
and
how
much
I
hate
mornings. "
【#scientificfact】

1
9.
"I'm
not
awake
until
at
least
10am
and
coffee
has
been
consumed. "
【#needmyfix】

20.
"The
only
thing
worse
than
waking
up
early
is
realizing
you're
out
of
coffee. "
【#disaster】