温柔社交句子图片搞笑(三观超正的温柔句子图片)

1.
A
smile
is
the
best
icebreaker,
until
you
try
it
on
a
frozen
pizza.
【笑】

2.
Networking
events
are
like
speed
dating,
except
without
the
romance.
【温柔社交】

3.
The
secret
to
being
a
good
conversationalist
is
listening,
unless
you're
talking
to
a
mime.
【搞笑】

4.
Being
polite
doesn't
cost
anything,
except
for
all
those
fake
smiles
you
have
to
give.
【温柔社交】

5.
If
at
first
you
don’t
succeed,
try
again.
And
if
that
doesn’t
work,
find
a
better
excuse.
【搞笑】

6.
They
say
laughter
is
the
best
medicine,
but
it's
still
not
covered
by
your
health
insurance.
【笑】

7.
Don't
be
afraid
to
show
your
true
self,
unless
your
true
self
is
a
clown.
【温柔社交】

8.
If
networking
is
a
sport,
I'm
definitely
sitting
on
the
sidelines
with
a
bag
of
popcorn.
【搞笑】

9.
Small
talk
isn't
everyone's
cup
of
tea,
but
sometimes
it's
the
only
way
to
get
a
sip
of
the
good
stuff.
【温柔社交】

10.
They
say
the
pen
is
mightier
than
the
sword,
but
apparently
they
never
met
a
sword
that
knows
how
to
charm.
【搞笑】

11.
Confidence
is
key,
unless
you're
trying
to
unlock
someone's
heart.
Then
the
key
is
probably
just
kindness.
【温柔社交】

1
2.
A
little
humor
goes
a
long
way,
but
only
if
the
person
you're
talking
to
actually
has
a
sense
of
humor.
【搞笑】

1
3.
They
say
the
strongest
connection
is
through
eye
contact,
but
I
have
a
feeling
that's
just
because
they
never
tried
shouting.
【温柔社交】

1
4.
You
can't
win
them
all,
but
you
can
always
try
to
hide
your
disappointment
with
a
smile.
【笑】

1
5.
If
you're
ever
feeling
awkward,
just
remember
that
at
least
you're
not
talking
to
a
wall.
【搞笑】

1
6.
Kindness
is
like
a
boomerang,
it
always
comes
back
to
you.
Unless
you
throw
like
me,
then
it
just
goes
straight
into
the
neighbor's
yard.
【温柔社交】

1
7.
They
say
talking
to
yourself
is
a
sign
of
madness,
but
I
say
it's
just
practicing
for
a
conversation
with
someone
who
actually
cares.
【搞笑】

1
8.
The
best
way
to
break
the
ice
is
with
a
joke,
unless
you're
at
the
skating
rink.
Then
it's
probably
best
to
just
skate
away.
【笑】

1
9.
You
can't
please
everyone,
but
you
can
always
try
to
make
them
laugh.
Or
bake
them
cookies,
that
works
too.
【温柔社交】

20.
Remember,
it's
not
just
about
what
you
say,
but
how
you
say
it.
Unless
it's
just
a
really
bad
pun,
then
it's
pretty
much
doomed
from
the
start.
【搞笑】