幽默的句子看待生活(生错了年代的幽默句子)

1.
Life
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates,
you
never
know
what
you're
going
to
get.
But
hey,
at
least
you
know
it's
going
to
be
sweet!
【笑容满满】

2.
If
life
gives
you
lemons,
make
lemonade.
And
if
someone
tells
you
the
lemonade
is
too
sour,
just
tell
them
they
forgot
to
add
sugar.
【开心每一天】

3.
Life
is
a
journey,
and
sometimes
the
road
gets
bumpy.
But
that
just
means
it's
time
to
break
out
the
snacks
and
enjoy
the
ride. 【欢乐无比】

4.
They
say
laughter
is
the
best
medicine.
So
if
life
is
giving
you
headaches,
just
laugh
it
off
and
call
yourself
doctor.
【无忧无虑】

5.
Life
is
short,
so
make
every
moment
count.
Unless
you're
stuck
in
traffic,
then
just
count
the
cars
and
pretend
it's
a
game.
【快乐至上】

6.
The
best
things
in
life
are
free.
Like
sunshine,
fresh
air,
and
the
satisfaction
of
knowing
you
just
saved
money
by
using
a
coupon.
【自得其乐】

7.
Life
is
like
a
game
of
chess.
Sometimes
you
win,
sometimes
you
lose,
and
sometimes
your
opponent
is
an
annoying
little
sibling
who
won't
stop
cheating.
【开怀大笑】

8.
Don't
take
life
too
seriously,
nobody
makes
it
out
alive
anyway.
So
just
dance
like
nobody's
watching
and
order
dessert
first.
【幸福满满】

9.
Life
is
full
of
surprises,
both
good
and
bad.
But
hey,
at
least
you'll
never
be
bored.
【乐趣无穷】

10.
It's
not
about
whether
life
gives
you
lemons
or
not,
it's
about
how
many
different
ways
you
can
use
them.
Lemonade,
lemon
pie,
lemon
chicken. . . the
possibilities
are
endless.
【生活有趣】

11.
Life
is
a
balancing
act.
You
have
to
balance
work
and
play,
responsibilities
and
hobbies,
and
your
cake
and
your
diet.
【平衡重要】

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2.
If
life
is
a
rollercoaster,
make
sure
you're
in
the
front
seat
with
your
hands
up
in
the
air.
Except
during
flu
season,
keep
those
hands
clean.
【勇敢向前】

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3.
Life
is
too
short
to
hold
grudges.
So
forgive
and
forget,
unless
that
person
ate
your
last
piece
of
pizza.
Then
hold
onto
that
grudge
until
the
end
of
time.
【开心最重要】

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4.
Life
is
like
a
book,
and
you're
the
author.
So
make
it
a
bestseller,
add
some
plot
twists,
and
make
sure
you
get
plenty
of
royalties.
【人生如诗】

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5.
They
say
life
is
tough,
but
so
are
you.
Especially
if
you
lift
weights
and
eat
your
vegetables.
【坚强不屈】

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6.
Life
is
like
a
movie,
with
different
genres
and
endless
possibilities.
So
make
sure
you
star
in
the
genre
that
suits
you
best.
Comedy,
romance,
or
maybe
even
horror
(just
kidding).
【生活充满惊喜】

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7.
Life
is
full
of
ups
and
downs.
But
don't
worry,
the
downs
just
give
you
a
chance
to
practice
your
cartwheels.
【欢乐无边】

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8.
If
life
gives
you
rain,
make
sure
you
have
an
umbrella.
And
if
life
doesn't
give
you
rain,
just
turn
on
the
sprinklers
and
pretend
it's
raining.
【无拘无束】

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9.
Life
is
like
a
puzzle,
with
all
the
pieces
scattered
about.
But
once
you
find
the
right
pieces,
the
picture
becomes
clear
and
beautiful.
Except
for
that
one
piece
that
your
pet
chewed
up.
【乐在其中】

20.
They
say
life
is
a
journey,
not
a
destination.
But
sometimes
it
feels
like
you're
stuck
in
traffic
on
that
journey.
Just
remember
to
pack
snacks
and
a
good
playlist.
【知足常乐】