搞笑爱情英语句子(爱情搞笑句子越短越好)

1.
Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
crap.
【笑话】

2.
Love
is
not
only
pizza,
but
it's
also
the
extra
cheese
on
top
that
makes
it
even
better.
【比喻】

3.
When
someone
says
"I
love
you,"
but
you
can't
understand
what
they're
saying
because
their
mouth
is
full
of
food.
【搞笑】

4.
Love
is
like
a
rollercoaster,
it's
fun
until
someone
throws
up.
【比喻】

5.
Love
is
two
people
pretending
to
be
a
unicorn,
but
one
of
them
has
to
be
the
butt.
【搞笑】

6.
Love
is
like
a
parking
ticket,
it's
expensive,
annoying,
and
sometimes
you
just
have
to
suck
it
up
and
pay.
【比喻】

7.
Love
is
like
a
marathon,
it
takes
determination,
hard
work,
and
a
lot
of
sweat.
【比喻】

8.
Love
is
like
a
game
of
poker,
sometimes
you
win,
sometimes
you
lose,
but
you
always
have
to
keep
playing.
【比喻】

9.
Love
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates,
you
never
know
what
you're
going
to
get.
【比喻】

10.
Love
is
like
a
unicorn,
it
doesn't
exist,
but
we
all
wish
it
did.
【比喻】

11.
Love
is
like
a
traffic
jam,
you're
stuck,
and
there's
nothing
you
can
do
about
it.
【比喻】

1
2.
Love
is
like
a
jigsaw
puzzle,
it
takes
time
and
patience
to
fit
all
the
pieces
together.
【比喻】

1
3.
Love
is
like
a
puzzle,
you
have
to
know
where
the
pieces
fit
together
before
you
start.
【比喻】

1
4.
Love
is
like
a
rollercoaster,
it
can
be
scary,
but
it's
always
an
adventure.
【比喻】

1
5.
Love
is
like
a
rubber
ball,
it
can
bounce
back
and
forth
but
never
break.
【比喻】

1
6.
Love
is
like
a
garden,
it
needs
constant
attention
and
nurturing
to
grow.
【比喻】

1
7.
Love
is
like
a
chocolate
cake,
it's
sweet,
rich,
and
addictive.
【比喻】

1
8.
Love
is
like
a
snowball
fight,
it's
fun
until
someone
gets
hurt.
【比喻】

1
9.
Love
is
like
a
song,
it
has
highs
and
lows,
but
the
melody
is
always
beautiful.
【比喻】

20.
Love
is
like
a
sword,
it
can
be
wielded
for
good
or
evil,
but
it
always
has
the
power
to
cut
both
ways.
【比喻】