新年朋友圈的句子说说搞笑(新年自己发朋友圈的句子)

1.
Happy
new
year!
May
all
your
troubles
last
as
long
as
your
new
year
resolutions. 】

2.
This
year
let's
challenge
ourselves
to
actually
enjoy
our
gym
memberships
beyond
January. 】

3.
Cheers
to
a
new
year
and
another
chance
for
us
to
get
it
right…
or
not. 】

4.
My
new
year
resolution
is
to
stop
procrastinating…
starting
from
next
week. 】

5.
I
always
knew
I'd
start
a
new
year
with
a
joke,
but
this
pandemic
is
taking
it
too
far. 】

6.
Looking
forward
to
another
year
of
making
the
same
mistakes,
but
pretending
they're
new
ones. 】

7.
If
2020
was
a
person,
we'd
all
have
a
lot
of
explaining
to
do. . .
Happy
new
year!】

8.
New
year,
new
me?
More
like
new
year,
same
old
sarcastic
and
slightly
bitter
me. 】

9.
Here's
to
a
new
year
full
of
endless
possibilities…
as
long
as
those
possibilities
involve
staying
at
home. 】

10.
Just
when
we
thought
2020
was
the
worst
that
could
happen,
2021
said
"hold
my
beer".
Cheers!】

11.
My
new
year
resolution
is
to
finally
start
saving
money…
as
soon
as
I
finish
this
online
shopping
spree. 】

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2.
New
year,
new
planner
to
write
down
all
the
things
I'll
never
actually
do. 】

1
3.
New
year,
new
excuse
for
not
returning
those
borrowed
books
from
20
1
9. 】

1
4.
It's
that
time
of
the
year
again
when
everyone
becomes
a
fitness
expert…
for
about
a
week. 】

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5.
Nothing
says
new
year
like
waking
up
with
a
hangover
and
a
feeling
of
regret.
Cheers!】

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6.
My
new
year
resolution
is
to
drink
more
water…
to
offset
all
the
coffee
and
wine
I'll
be
drinking. 】

1
7.
Let's
welcome
the
new
year
with
open
arms…
just
not
literally,
social
distancing
and
all
that. 】

1
8.
My
new
year
resolution
is
to
finally
learn
a
new
skill…
like
opening
a
bottle
of
wine
with
a
shoe. 】

1
9.
New
year,
new
diet?
How
about
no.
Let's
just
embrace
our
love
for
pizza
and
fries. 】

20.
As
we
enter
a
new
year,
let's
all
pretend
we
have
our
lives
together…
at
least
until
February.
Cheers!】