语录搞笑又伤感简短英文(小学生黑化伤感语录搞笑)

1.
"I'm
not
great
at
the
advice.
Can
I
interest
you
in
a
sarcastic
comment?"
【Humor】

2.
"Never
laugh
at
your
wife's
choices.
You're
one
of
them. "
【Marriage】

3.
"I
love
mankind,
it's
the
people
I
can't
stand. "
【Sarcasm】

4.
"Sometimes
you
have
to
be
your
own
hero,
because
sometimes
the
people
you
can't
live
without,
can
live
without
you. "
【Sadness】

5.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. "
【Debate】

6.
"A
ship
is
always
safe
at
shore
but
that
is
not
what
it's
built
for. "
【Risk】

7.
"I
need
a
hug
or
eight
shots
of
whiskey,
whichever
is
easier. "
【Affection】

8.
"You
don't
have
to
be
great
to
start,
but
you
have
to
start
to
be
great. "
【Motivation】

9.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
highly
motivated
to
do
nothing. "
【Procrastination】

10.
"I
love
deadlines.
I
like
the
whooshing
sound
they
make
as
they
pass
by. "
【Humor】

11.
"We
stop
looking
for
monsters
under
the
bed
when
we
realize
they're
inside
us. "
【Self-Reflection】

1
2.
"I'm
not
weird,
I'm
just
limited
edition. "
【Uniqueness】

1
3.
"It
doesn't
matter
how
slow
you
go
as
long
as
you
don't
stop. "
【Persistence】

1
4.
"One
day,
you'll
be
just
a
memory
for
some
people.
Do
your
best
to
be
a
good
one. "
【Legacy】

1
5.
"I'm
not
always
right,
but
I'm
never
wrong. "
【Stubbornness】

1
6.
"There's
a
thin
line
between
genius
and
insanity.
I
have
erased
that
line. "
【Humor】

1
7.
"It's
not
a
phase,
mom.
It's
who
I
am. "
【Identity】

1
8.
"I
don't
always
have
a
sarcastic
comment.
Oh
wait,
yes
I
do. "
【Sarcasm】

1
9.
"Sometimes
you
don't
realize
the
weight
of
something
you've
been
carrying
until
you
feel
the
weight
of
its
release. "
【Relief】

20.
"I'm
not
drunk,
I'm
just
enjoying
my
inner
spirit. "
【Alcohol】